Trying to not make an ass out of yourself while in public seems simple enough in theory, yet the actual art of performing it seems to have been forgotten to the ages.
And thus we travel to American Fork, Utah, where a local McDonald’s was recently visited by a teenager who felt it necessary to lay down his order to the tune of a phat rhyme, accompanied by a friend to fill the role of beatboxer. While this has been becoming increasingly popular due in part to the Look-at-Me Youtube movement, the McDonalds employee still felt it necessary to refuse them service. After they left, the employee took down their license plate and called the police.
The would-be customers have both been contacted by the police and have been issued citations for being disorderly in public.
McDonald’s just gained some cool points.
But all of this begs the question: What’s worse? That they did that, that they were refused service for that, or that it was McDonald’s refusing them service?
Gentlemen, I propose a new Man Law. Any man caught in the act of rapping while ordering food, or rapping of any kind, shall be subject to the removal of Man Status and shall submit to the title of “Man Bitch”.
Man Law?
Dr Dre.
Nuff said. I propose it is now a Man Law that you MUST order only in rap (or death metal growls).
I have a counter-propsoal. It shall be human law to just place your order. No singing, growling, or dancing around shall occur under penalty of death.